Green Grass

Now that I am changing jobs: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence; because it is fertilized by loads of bull shit"

This Message will Self Destruct

"Mission Impossible"esque messages - coming soon for the us unwashed masses. We are slowly but surely getting there folks!

Status Quo

It took me exactly 39.5 hrs after they landed to get mad at mom. Status quo resumed.

Wisdom from unlikely places

"Our goals tilt one way around yes men, another way around those who demand excellence" - from www.BleacherReport.com!!!

Tattoo'ed Teeth

So it looks like teeth tattoos are the in-thing these days. Good! Now just got to wait till stained teeth and bad breath are back in vogue!

Success

10% luck

20% skill

15% concentrated power of will

5% pleasure

50% pain

100% reason to remember the name

-Fort Minor

Indian Culture

I love Indian Culture. Maybe because I am an Indian. Just waiting for someone to actually explain what it means!

LSHTMBH

Proof that you don't need to have a brain to express a thought - Ann Coulter on football. LSHTMBH (Laughing So Hard That My Belly Hurts)

Urban Dictionary

Check this out. That's definitely not what I had in mind when I thought up the term "Twigger". Great minds definitely not thinking alike.

Control

"You can't control your emotions. Only your actions" - Dr. Allison Cameron.

Smart

What do you call a new dad whose kid loves to fall asleep on him and drool? Drool Bait. I came up with that one. Aren't I smart? :)

Character

"Character" is what you do when you know no one is watching or judging.

Murphy for our age

Murphy said, "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". 

Someone please say, "Anything that can be misused, will be"

Filosofical

Filosofical musing of the day: Did the selfie camera address an existing market requirement or did it create a whole new market on its own??

Google aka Skynet

What's with all the urgent push towards automation? And what's with Google slowly but surely becoming Skynet?